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Dear Greg Gutfeld!,

We never pass on proactive "elder abuse" or "making fun" of individuals going through a health or psychiatric "crisis".  Both are the easiest of targets and least likely to "take notice".

Drawing attention away from the ideas we steal or opinions we don't give is a bonus.  We don't need to remind you about doing the homework:

• #292.  There are 3 "white multi-spectral unicorns".

Congratulations or "just above par" on being "royalty of 'nearly late' night".  Guests are typically or usually:

• Friendly or uncommitted.
• Humorous or stolid.
• Reasonably "well-practiced" at being slightly condescending.

Your dog or "puppy" isn't too cute or ugly.  But "it" does not look like you.  There are 2 or 3 ways to correct that whenever you wish:

• "Groom" the puppy to match a desired "appearance" or "identity".
• "Suggest" the puppy "groom" itself to match what they perceive you think they should be.
• Examples using "suggestion" "back-masked" in noise can be provided.
• Encountering them in "real life" or "the wild" is not uncommon.
• "Train" or "reinforce" behavior with the same "catchy" phrase always spoken in the same tone or manner.

Backward or "what exactly are you suggesting your unicorn and we do together".