Atlantis

"Image" courtesy of:  Wikipedia "Washington, D.C."

Dear Washington D.C.,

We know you do or don't believe in "global warming" or melting "polar icecaps".  Having budgeted a life "preserver" or "raft" for every individual demonstrates the contrary.

You may or may not secretly wish you commuted from or to "Atlantis".  That's fine or ok.  Just don't expect taxpayers to "bail you out" once things go "underwater".

Backward or "hurricanes only hit Florida".