Almanac

"Illustration" courtesy of:  https://www.craiyon.com "feet"

Did you hear the "one" about the "Farmer's Almanac" being broken?  That's not a joke or it shouldn't be for 2 or 3 reasons:

• The moon is no longer predictable or where it used to be.
• Astronomer: "No comment."
• Cosmologist: "It's still moving in the same direction.  Get over it."
• Physicist: "Yawn."

• Astrologer: "Oh... my... entire view of myself or the universe..."

• Clocks are no longer in "sync" or any less or more inaccurate:
• Astronomer: "It is or isn't twice what you think it is."
• Cosmologist: "Time is or isn't obvious or relative."
• Physicist: "I have an iWatch."

• Astrologer: "My phone works fine. Need to buy the incense I didn't know I liked best."

• There may or may not be new physics involved:
• Astronomer: "Yes.  We can still see too much from the surface.  Launch more satellites into orbit".
• Cosmologist: "It's the same backward or forward."
• Physicist: "Please."

• Astrologer: "That's cool."

Backward or "who cares the least".