Respect

"Illustration" courtesy of:  https://www.craiyon.com "feathered cap"

Dear EPA,

The country's "wetlands" have been "exceeding expectations" unless we do or don't misunderstand you incorrectly.  That means all "protected" birds or wildlife have been multiplying to excess.

We have 2 or 3 suggestions:

• Place a bounty on all "wetland" bird species to "cull" their numbers.
• Require proof of "kills" in the form of "fancy" hats made from their feathers.
• Start a "fancy" hat trend in nations that we "donate" to or "finance" so they can show their mutual respect or support.

Backward or "still doing such a job".