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"Illustration" courtesy of:  https://www.craiyon.com "crystal ball"

Dear FOX News,

You seem to have settled on 2 or 3 ways to "make" or "report" the "news":

• Insult or ridicule others for what you are or aren't doing yourselves.
• Acknowledge or specify what is or isn't "cool" based on your own expert or professional opinions.
• Predict or "suggest" what will or won't happen in the future using an unbiased "crystal ball".

We don't have $20 to purchase or send you a voice recorder.  If we did, you could record a few short "clips" of "noise" in your office to find out where the ideas for your "stories" originate.  Play them backward (not forward) or you'll only hear yourselves being "creative".

• Method of oscillating or resonating one or more audio streams using interference or noise, oscillation or resonance

P.S. - Sharks live in the ocean.  There are no sharks that breathe air or live on land.

Backward or "bleeding edge journalism".