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Dear FOX News,

We appreciate your attempts to "unmask" each and every family member or relative of the following:

• Congress
• Judiciary
• Executive

Don't you dare stop until every private or non-public citizen has been "outed".  No individual deserves or wants a "private life" or they can't have one.

You already know how to "script" the "right" words for a "newscast" or "program".  You may or may not need to be told what to do next:

• Select the comments or words you're certain a grandfather should use about a child, grandchild, or "bully".
• The "bully" isn't you, but you already believe that.
• Discuss them "on-air" without ceasing.
• Applaud your "friends" and selves on a job well executed.

Backward or "don't forget to pat yourselves on the mouth."