Etiquette

"Illustration" courtesy of:  https://www.craiyon.com "valentine's day card"

The "headline" never reads:

• "Sweetheart deal!"

Thank you, FOX News, for explaining "Valentine's Day" without bias or insult.  You are personally "experts" on what a "sweetheart deal" is being in "love with yourselves".

We need to know much, much more.  What's the proper etiquette for:

• Sending oneself a "box of chocolates".
• Mailing oneself a "cute" card.
• "Making out" with oneself or with a camera.

Some individuals spend "Valentine's Day" stalking couples "holding hands" to throw rocks at them.  You are "better than that" or have no idea what we're talking about.

What would journalism be without you?

Backward or "no comment".