Book

Judge Clarence Thomas,

We heard you're planning a "first" television interview.  If we understand it correctly, you've authored or written a "book" which explains the "occasion".

Do you understand what constitutes a "conflict of interest"?

Mr. Thomas, you may presently be backward.  An "interview" regarding a "book" being "sold" might affect sales of said "book".

Will you "owe" the "network" which helps you sell "books"?

Are you sure or unsure about that?

Seriously.